Today T and I found this list left behind by our old roommate...makes me want to pee myself laughing. Keep in mind when reading, this girl, A, was about 40lbs overweight...
"Saturday March 21st
-weigh yourself in the AM
-take slim quick
-do P90X
-shower
-read."
My comments to that...slim quick? lmao that shit has hormones in it..that will make you fatter...her P90X stayed in its box, in the living room, untouched, until she picked it up to put in her car when she moved...that shower (if she actually got that far) was probably her first one that month...and read? her idea of reading was opening the book, putting it on her lap, taking the cap off the highlighter, turning on the tv and not looking down at the book again until it was time to close it.
Fat cow.
oh and the list on the other side of the paper..her list of "wants"...the last item on the list "3pac leotard"...no idea what 3pac means but... i'm laughing super hard at the thought of her thinking a that leotard was a good idea.
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